Decaffeinated [01-02-09]

Like literally having’ been in a boxing match or say, a 2-man duel like what they do in UFC, i have yet suffered from a blood-oozing fat lower lip on account of having been totally sober from caffeine for the last twelve hours since i woke up today. Once i get this sort of ‘caffeine withdrawal syndrome’ which is basically comprised of muscle cramps, hunger, sheer dumbness and delirium tremens, expect me to trip off the staircases and end up nursing an injury or a sprained ankle or in such a fateful case like today, a bleeding fat lower lip.

But nevertheless, despite a throbbing temple and a pulsating myocardium as a premonitory sign and symptom of withdrawal, a cup of coffee is still the best remedy to cough all these symptoms off, a sort of detox process that gets rid of the evil inside my body.

Coffee pretty much gives a paradoxical effect on my system. As opposed to getting palpitations and dysrrhythmias, i get peace and tranquility every time i get a sip, so staying up all day long without caffeine in my veins would literally mean SUICIDE.

But in instances when coffee is not available like when i do sleep-overs in a sedentary household like in some friends, coke or tea is a life-line. or anything that belongs to the same genus like stimulants and pot would do.

For someone like me who can average like 3-5 cups of coffee a day and having’ been drastically deprived of a single drop for the past 12 hours of my life, you cannot blame me for sitting in front of the computer this late hour of the day and blog about how a zero, caffeine-free day could painfully turn one’s life around.

As of now i can only give one piece of advice to those people who have an extreme aversion with caffeine. Coffee is a potent anti-oxidant and actually not a bad thing at all. It’s way better than cigarette and a lot cheaper than prozac for an addiction.

Ha! It can also make you feel young and alert without getting the usual perk-up as opposed to other stimulants. So just for once drop those yogurts, fruitas and other slimming crap down the trash and start a healthy living by engulfing a cup or two of caffeine everyday and make it as your guilty pleasure.

Remember, no one has died out of drinking coffee. But I also have to warn you that you don’t ever want to mess up with sober ones either if you don’t want yourself be killed too for that matter.

So be very careful guys and don’t ever rub those people the wrong way. Tsk.tsk. ..

So till i don’t feel delirious and have those free-flowing caffeine down my veins again, CHEERS GUYS!!

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